tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

  • the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.
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